And we're back! This is the show with segments you could never broadcast on terrestrial TV.
The show is apparently called Killer Cuts.
Killer Cuts.
Let's be real...
The staff from Wednesday Downtown is pretty much running this, right?
Yeah, pretty much.
You can't let the Wednesday Downtown crew escape terrestrial TV.
You have to keep them boxed in on terrestrial.
The second you let them loose, they go completely wild.
Exactly.
Anyway, we haven't really heard the specifics...
The rules are right here. Should I read them?
Virgin Werewolf Rules.
Eight men are about to join us...
Of those eight, only one is sexually experienced.
The other seven are complete virgins, with no experience whatsoever—not even with a pro.
But all seven virgins will be acting like they're experienced.
Saraba, your job is to see through these virgins' lies.
So they're virgins pretending they're not.
What a twisted concept for a show.
This feels like it was planned by some guy who just lost his virginity yesterday.
He's feeling all superior now.
Totally planned out of a superiority complex.
Here's how it works.
Each turn, both members of Saraba will choose one person they think is a virgin.
If you pick the experienced man...
...in other words, the non-virgin, you lose. That's the rule.
Let's bring them in.
Ahh.
Whoa, whoa, it's so obvious.
No, no, no, no, I mean...
So it's a real thing.
I see.
So there's an official uniform for virgins.
Not one of them is fashionable.
Whoa, whoa, hold on.
No, that's not it.
I know that guy in the back.
That's right.
You recognize him, right?
Wait, I've met him several times.
Kuritani-san.
Yes.
So you got called for this too?
Yes, they called me.
But Kuritani, your whole claim to fame was being a virgin when you broke into the industry.
Yeah, at first.
That's kind of how you debuted, right?
You publicly stated it.
You did.
Yeah.
But it's been years since then, so...
I haven't heard about it recently.
Yeah, that could be a factor.
Oh, and...
What's with him?
Wait, there's really one experienced guy in this group?
No way.
Hey, that bald guy looks so pathetic.
Hotta-kun.
Are you serious?
You are experienced, right, Hotta-kun?
Yes, I'm experienced.
You are, right?
Yes.
Yes, that's right.
Furthermore, only the winner who successfully identifies the virgins until the end will be paid for appearing on the show.
Can they find the one sexually experienced man hiding in this group?
What's the deal here? Kuritani's in the group.
Right, right.
What kind of group is this?
We're comedians.
They're all comedians?
Yes, we're all comedians.
All comedians?
They're all comedians?
Yes, all comedians.
Oh, I see.
That makes him our senior, right? He's 39, same as me.
How many years have you been doing this?
This is my third year.
You... What?
And you're a virgin?
You must've gotten into comedy just to lose your virginity.
From now on, Saraba must see through the virgins' lies during the Q&A.
The non-virgin will tell no confusing lies and will speak only the truth.
Alright, let's start. Higashibukuro, anything you want to ask?
Sure. First, let's get some introductions.
And tell us how many people you've been with.
Oh, good idea.
Alright, let's start with Sasaki-san.
I'm 23. Sasaki Niimi.
Number of partners: one.
Saying "one" is the safe bet.
So you don't mess up.
He could be saying "one" so he doesn't give himself away.
Okay, Suzuki-kun.
Yes.
I'm 24. Gozen Niji Suzuki.
Number of partners: one.
See? It's because he definitely doesn't want to get caught.
He's just saying "one" so he doesn't slip up.
Yeah, "one" is safe. If they said five or six, it'd be a dead giveaway.
Alright, next, Yokochi-kun.
Yokochi, 27. Number of partners: four.
Whoa, Yokochi, you're taking a gamble.
I can't tell with this guy.
But Yokochi is kinda cute.
He seems like a nice guy.
Just a feeling, at first glance.
There's something about him that makes you feel at ease.
The one to watch. Okay, Shiraishi-san.
Shiraishi, 39. My stage name is "I Want to Be Loved by Everyone."
That gives it away.
Number of partners: two.
Two?
Two. Ah, I see.
Two.
Okay, next is Oonogi-kun?
Oonogi.
Oonogi, 34.
Number of partners: one.
Excuse me.
This is just like the waiting room at a brothel.
They look like they're about to lose their virginity right now.
But the rule is they haven't even been with a pro.
That's right.
Right.
Right, right, right.
Okay, is it Ginmugi-kun?
I'm 29. The solo comedian Ginmugi Amma.
Can't figure this guy out.
Number of partners: seven.
You... you bastard!
Hold on. If you're lying, you're dead.
You're not going home tonight.
I'm sure he has his own strategy.
Seven.
You can't get caught in a lie.
Ginmugi with seven partners.
Okay, Kuritani-san's turn.
Yes. I'm Kuritani.
I'm 35. Number of partners: two.
No, no, no. You, I really...
No, in Kuritani's case, I really can't tell.
I can't tell.
How many years ago was it that he was always saying he was a virgin?
I don't think he's said it in the last two years.
There were those bits where he'd confess his love to an AD and get rejected.
But maybe something worked out for him then.
It's possible he got a girlfriend and gained experience.
There's just something different about his aura.
That's just because he's a variety show veteran.
Plus, I've been in a TV drama recently.
Shut up!
You!
I must be popular with the ladies.
You're definitely a virgin.
A virgin can't get cast in a drama.
That's right.
No way.
Got it.
Last one.
Last, Hotta-kun.
Yes. I'm 27, Hotta Nyanko.
Hotta Nyanko.
Yes. Number of partners: 12.
Oh, come on!
Give me a break!
Hey!
Damn it!
Hey, at what point did you decide to go with 12?
Was it after hearing Ginmugi's seven?
It's 12.
No.
You're the only one in double digits.
I thought this would be a little more obvious.
Yeah, you're right.
Yeah.
I seriously can't tell.
It's hard to believe there's an experienced guy in this group.
And so, these are their self-reported numbers of partners.
Next up is a question from Morita.
Tell us about your first time.
Let's hear about your first time.
This is going to get specific.
This will be...
Yes.
Okay, let's start with Sasaki-kun.
Okay.
My first time was in middle school.
Middle school?
Yes, I had a girlfriend.
You got one?
I got one.
What grade?
I think I was in the eighth grade.
And the girl?
Well, she was younger than me.
In eighth grade?
Eighth grade?
You were in eighth grade and she was younger?
Hey!
You...
Your story...
Get your story straight!
You were eighth grade, she was seventh grade?
Yes, a seventh-grade girl.
We went on a date.
We went to karaoke.
We held hands, and then... you know.
What do you mean, "you know"?
What does that mean?
Exactly.
You're being too vague!
Give us the details!
Where was it? The location!
Even a 4-panel comic gives more detail.
Where?
The place, yes, it was...
A karaoke box.
Your first time was in a karaoke box?
Just listening to you,
I could draw this as a 4-panel comic.
Come on, man.
So what happened in the karaoke box?
Well, I sang a Yutaka Ozaki song.
I sang "I Love You."
At 23?
Yes, and the mood got right.
And then... well, she went down on me.
She went down on you right away, on your first time?
She went down on me, and then...
After that, we kissed.
Wait, she went down on you first?
Before the kiss?
Before the kiss!
She went down on you first?
No, wait, yes, that's right.
So you asked her to go down on you first.
She went down on me.
Well, it was his first time.
He must've forgotten about kissing.
Right, right. So, we kissed.
Then foreplay, and then penetration.
What kind of foreplay, specifically?
Specifically... well, first...
I touched her neck.
Her neck?
That's unusual.
You started with her neck?
Yeah.
After touching her neck, yes, I went for her breasts.
Then I slowly started...
Making my way down there...
Down there...
And gradually went down on her.
You went down on her in a karaoke box?
In the karaoke box.
Yes, in the karaoke box.
What position? There was a chair...
Yes, so...
This story will never end!
We're not gonna get any of them.
Look, if you wanna give up, just say it.
No, but really...
All right, all right.
Just tell us the facts.
Just that one guy.
Let's move on from there.
Next is Suzuki's story about his first time.
Well, before I became a comedian, I had a job in my hometown.
And I had my first time with an office lady from my job.
Oh? How old were you then?
It was two years ago, so I was 22.
Oh, so it was recent.
Whoa.
Was she older?
Yeah, older. She was in her 40s.
Whoa.
I'd told everyone I was quitting to become a comedian.
So they decided to throw me a farewell party.
A bunch of people I was close to came.
And that office lady was there too.
Oh.
Everyone was drinking, and...
Right.
I'm kind of a lightweight.
Right.
But I felt bad not drinking at my own farewell party.
So I had just a little.
Okay.
But that was enough to make me feel sick.
Oh.
So I was completely woozy.
And the office lady asked if I was all right.
We were heading the same way, so...
Okay.
Was she single?
No, she's married.
What?!
Your first time...
Wait, I'm getting sucked into this.
Suzuki's quite the erotic storyteller.
That erotic storytelling...
No, no. Wow.
She was married, and she was helping me home.
Right.
We were pressed up against each other.
Oh yeah.
I could feel them on my back.
Oh.
Feel what?
Her boobs.
Pressing up against me.
I was like, "Oh, I'm sorry..."
Right, right, right.
And then she said, "Well, since it's your last day..."
Oh.
"'I'll give you a good memory.'"
Whoa!
We were drinking in Sendai, so...
Right.
There were hotels nearby.
So she was like, "Should we go?"
I dunno if I could just go along with that.
So you went to a hotel.
So how did it all start?
Well, I had no idea what to do.
Seriously, I'd only ever seen it in manga and anime.
Right, it was your first time.
I was just fidgeting, and then she used her hands.
And she just grabbed my chest.
Whoa.
And you just went straight to penetration from there?
Yeah, she pretty much assisted with everything.
All the essentials, all the foreplay...
Foreplay?
Ah, sorry, I meant foreplay. Not torture.
Oh, foreplay.
Foreplay.
Why?
Saying "foreplay..."
But it doesn't sound like the first time you've told this story.
It feels like something you've been telling people back home.
Seriously, I stopped trying to spot the virgin.
I'm just thinking about how jealous I am.
Next up, Yokochi's story about his first time.
For me, it was in college. During my third year.
It was with a younger girl from my club at Keio University.
You went to Keio?
If you went to Keio, you might've been popular with girls.
I was the drummer.
Yeah, I was the drummer.
We had this thing where we'd play for the younger members.
Afterwards, we all went out for a party.
I was living at home.
But the girl lived by herself.
So we went over to her place.
We both liked movies and anime...
...so we watched some anime.
Then I tried to make a move. Since it was my first time...
...I didn't really know how to go about it.
But I just sort of touched her around here.
She didn't push me away.
So I figured I might have a chance.
So I went for somewhere a little more daring.
You went for the main prize.
I tried it, and when the anime finished...
...I said I wanted to go to the bedroom.
You said it?
I did. I just said it.
And it turned out she wasn't...
...a virgin.
So she kind of guided me through it.
And unexpectedly, when you see one for the first time...
...when you see the real thing down there...
...I thought, "It's not as cute as I expected."
That sounds totally made up.
Yeah, what you just said.
So you had the lights on?
Yeah, the lights were on.
You had the lights on.
That's a classic line people use.
"It's so dark" and stuff like that.
And so...
I took my thing...
...touched my dick, and then...
...I put it in.
Whoa, you just fast-forwarded.
Yeah, you skipped right to the end.
We don't know the specifics of that part.
It was like a jump cut.
What about the second girl?
You said there were four, right?
Oh, right.
What about the second one?
The second one, I was working at a show pub.
And when I was there...
...I got friendly with a customer.
And...
Yeah. At the time...
At a show pub, sometimes things get...
It can get a little weird sometimes.
Things got weird.
And then...
Everyone's drinking too.
Yeah, we were drinking.
And this customer...
...would sometimes ask for a kiss.
But as a comedian, it felt like I couldn't say no.
Right, right, right.
So I'd go in for a kiss.
And then...
My senior colleagues would be like...
"'Go for it! Go for it!'"
"'Yeah, you can totally go for it with this vibe!'"
They'd say stuff like that.
So right after the second show ended...
...we'd leave together.
"'You can go to a hotel!'"
Right.
What about the third one?
The third one?
The third one, yes.
The third one was also a girl from the show pub.
The fourth?
The fourth one was from the show pub...
Get out of that show pub already!
No, this is all true!
It's a true story!
Next is Shiraishi's story about his first time.
For me, it was last year.
At 38?
Yes.
Wait, you said you'd had sex with two people.
Yes. I'm with a different agency now...
...but until last year I was at SMA.
Sony.
A senior comedian from Sony.
Yes.
A senior comedian from Sony.
Yes.
It was after...
A senior comedian?
A female senior comedian?
It was kind of like an after-party for a live show.
We always go drinking after our agency shows.
And the venue's a bit far out.
So a lot of people leave to catch the last train.
Right, right, right.
It just so happened to be me and...
...a senior comedy duo.
Two female comedians were left.
What?
And they were senior comedians from Sony?
Yeah.
If this is a lie, it's a serious offense.
You sure about this?
Just 'cause this isn't network TV...
But that's when my secret came out.
I'd been hiding it.
There's no way you could hide that.
No way.
So it came out.
And one of them was like...
"'What?'"
"'Really?' And since she was drunk..."
"...she kept groping my crotch."
At Beach V?
Inside Beach V?
While everyone was still there?
Everyone was there, right?
No, they'd gone home.
It was late, after the last train.
And she just kept groping me.
"'What? You're actually getting hard?'"
"'For me?' And as she was doing that..."
I, well...
...I started to get an erection.
And so...
Things just flowed from there...
...and we ended up, well...
...having sex.
Wait a minute.
You had sex inside Beach V?
At the theater.
The theater?
Yes.
Kotoge's gonna be furious if he hears about this.
Of course, it was under the stage.
You moved the chairs out of the way?
Can you say the female comedians' names?
Can you?
They've already broken up as a duo.
Appare Fujinkai.
I know them.
They're old ladies.
Two old ladies.
Which one?
First it was Kinoshita-san.
First?
And the second?
Two? Does that mean...?
Yes, that's right.
You completed the Appare Fujinkai set?!
No way.
What?!
That's crazy.
You...
You don't have that kind of material.
When things started with Kinoshita-san...
...Amano-san had gone out...
...for a smoke.
Was she there?
Amano-san was there?
She left.
And we lined up some chairs...
...and after I did it with Kinoshita-san...
...Amano-san came back.
Amano-san came back?
Kinoshita-san was satisfied...
...and went home.
That's so gross.
And Amano-san was like...
"'Well, now I'm feeling horny too.'"
So you had sex with both of them that day?
Yes.
So you had sex with two people in one day?
Yes, that's right.
Dude, if you're going to lie...
...at least make it a good one.
I'm not even jealous of that.
Next is Ōnogi's story about his first time.
All right, Ōnogi-kun.
Let's hear it.
Do you have one?
Do I? Yes. When I was 30.
With someone a bit older, about four years older.
Ōnogi-kun, are you having sex right now?
Why are you talking while thrusting?
I'm nervous. It's because I'm nervous.
Right, right, right.
I'm nervous.
She was older, about four years older than me.
There was someone I liked.
When you were what age?
I was 30. Four years ago.
Whoa, four years ago.
And sometimes, she'd ask me...
...to go shopping with her.
Or to go to the movies with her.
She was the one who would ask me out.
Then one time...
...you know how you can feel really lonely sometimes?
Like, "I can't do this, I need to see someone."
I asked her, "Can I call you?"
I sent her a message on LINE.
And she replied, "If it's no trouble, I'll come over."
That's what she said.
"Whoa!" And I was planning my move.
No, no. I was so excited.
I said, "Yes, please," and she came over.
And as we were talking...
I was like, "I really like you."
Oh, you confessed.
That's brave.
And she said, "Okay, let's go out."
She said yes!
She said yes.
I asked her, "Can I hug you?"
And what'd she say?
She was like, "Sure, let's do it."
She did?
She agreed, yes.
So?
So then, uhm...
I took some clothes off, she took some clothes off...
You took them off, she took them off for you...
You took them off, she took them off for you.
She took her own clothes off.
What did you say? Did you say, "Please take your clothes off"?
Nah, I don't remember.
You're blushing! You're totally blushing!
You said you'd done it with one person!
One person.
One person, huh? That one person...
There's no way you wouldn't remember.
So you got undressed... you got undressed...
Well, I think we just kind of naturally undressed.
Naturally undressed.
Yeah.
So what did you start with?
Kissing...
She let me touch her breasts...
And I kind of, uh... I wouldn't say I licked her breasts, but...
She let you lick them?
And then, uh, we took off our bottoms...
and we did it.
But, uhm, on that day...
I didn't have a condom, so we didn't do it. Sorry.
What do you mean?
Huh?
It wasn't that day, sorry. It was later.
Don't get all weirdly realistic on us!
Sorry, sorry.
Huh? What do you mean? You didn't do it then?
I didn't have a condom, so we couldn't.
What?
So you did it on another day?
Yes, later. We started officially dating, so yeah.
This guy is getting weirdly realistic.
Yeah, that did sound weirdly realistic.
You're too good at lying, dude.
Huh?
It sounded weirdly realistic. Why?
So you didn't do it that day.
Next, Ginmugi's story of his first time.
It was after I graduated college, when I had a bit of work experience.
I was 22.
I was 22, and I like to drink, so I'd often go out drinking at bars.
There was this standing bar, and at those places you get pretty friendly with the regulars.
One time when I was drinking, a woman came in, and we all ended up chatting and drinking together.
It was the first time we'd met.
She said, "So, uhm..."
"A bunch of us guys and girls are going to another bar..."
"...and she asked if I wanted to come."
I said, "Sure, I'd love to, if it's okay."
So I went to that bar with them.
We were drinking there...
and the woman who invited me, as we were all drinking...
she started getting really touchy-feely with me.
Really?
Yeah, she got really handsy.
Then, when we were leaving, she was like, "You wanna come over?"
I was like, "Yeah, absolutely!" and went to her place.
And then... we did it. -Hold on, this was your first time?
What were the steps? There has to be more to it. -We went into her room, had some water...
After we'd settled down a bit, she just laid down on her bed.
She was on her back, so I got on top of her.
I got on, kissed her, touched her breasts, then down there, and then... I put it in.
That's bold for a first timer, just climbing on top.
Well, my sex drive just took over.
And I just went for it. -You were really in there, huh?
Right. So what about your second time?
The second girl was also from that bar.
Again?
This guy, once he finds one thing that works... The other guy had the show pub.
He finds one good spot and tries to get them all from there.
The second one was from the bar.
The second was from the bar. It was actually the same bar where I met the first group.
I was drinking by myself, and they showed up again.
Same repertoire.
The group of guys and girls.
It's like your personal oasis, that bar.
They invited me again, "Wanna come drink with us?"
He's the guy they ask if he wants to join.
Tell us about number seven! Number seven!
Number seven was a girl an acquaintance introduced me to.
How many years ago?
Well, about three years ago.
So we got introduced, went on a date...
and then straight to a love hotel.
Man, your story is getting pretty rough.
Next, Kuritani's story of his first time.
All right, Kuritani, your turn.
That's such an obvious lie.
Seriously.
All of them were.
You think so?
Virgins are so quick to say...
that the other person initiated everything.
But that's not how it works, right?
Do you even know what you're talking about?
Stop crossing your legs, you damn virgin!
You haven't been cleared as a non-virgin yet.
Stop crossing your legs!
Then you make the first move!
You're trying to turn this on other people.
We want to hear your story.
There was a show on Abema called "New York's Love Story."
I was on a segment about trying to find a girlfriend on a dating app.
I was on the app under "Kuritani from Kakaruni."
But the segment didn't really take off, you know?
My dates didn't go well, so it just ended.
I was so bummed that I kept using the app as "Kuritani from Kakaruni."
For a long time.
I started getting a lot of matches, even from people who just followed trends.
I got deceived and pranked a few times, but...
this April...
Recently?
This April.
Yeah.
I met someone.
She was a woman who works at a bank.
She laughed so hard at my jokes.
Well, she probably saw you on TV.
I was like, "Wow, I really like her."
So we went to an izakaya after that.
That's never happened before. I've never gone to a second location on a date.
We went to the second place for about three hours.
We talked for three hours and then I went home that day.
We met a second time, and I was thinking about where to go.
I was serious, so I invited her to the aquarium.
And at the aquarium, she looked like she was having a great time.
I thought, "Maybe I can actually go out with her."
So, nothing happened that day. On our third date...
I invited her to an Italian place in Ebisu.
And there, I confessed.
Oh, so you properly asked her to go out.
Yeah, and she said yes.
And after that, we went to a hotel.
Oh, on that same day?
Yeah, right after that, we...
and went to a hotel.
We went out for about two months.
I really liked her, so I'd rather not say.
What are you talking about?
Then just leave!
It's easy to blab when it's a lie, but...
Everyone here knows the deal with this show.
Can you talk about the sex you had with a woman you loved?
Of course I can!
I can talk about my first time.
Did you break up with her?
If you broke up, then you can talk about it, right?
It was three months ago!
So what?
Just tell us!
What was it like?
First, I had some water.
You're copying him!
Virgins always drink water!
First, you drink water.
I figured I should drink water, so I drank some.
I sat on the bed...
and for about 30 minutes, I was frozen.
That sounds kind of realistic.
I was like, "Okay, I'm just going to take a shower first."
No one else's story had a shower in it.
Right.
And...
I decided to take a gamble and just mess around.
I went, "Hah!"
And she did it back.
She did?
I thought it was cute.
So I hugged her.
You hugged her.
Then... what happened next?
You hugged her. You're stealing a bit from Onogi.
After that, I got so worked up...
that seriously, my memory is all hazy.
How convenient.
Come on, you have to remember what you did.
Seriously.
Can I just give you fragments then?
No way.
Did you get in an accident?
No, no.
It was natural.
Yeah, the shock was like I hit my head.
So...
So, in fragments...
Like this...
What was that just now?
A flashback.
You're having a flashback.
He's showing us fragmented images.
That's what it was.
So, what you actually remember is...
And this, and this...
It's just the negatives in your head.
That's all that's left on the negatives in your mind.
And this...
Like, "I remember doing this..."
What was her expression?
Hahaha.
What was that?
Why would a girl look like that?
While it's inside her?
What position were you in at the end?
At the end?
Cowgirl.
You even made it to cowgirl?
What?
In cowgirl, she was thrusting so hard, her head was shaking, so she was probably like this...
She was?
Yeah, that's right.
She was holding her head while riding you?
To keep her brain from shaking.
Do you remember any other positions you tried?
Let's see, in the middle...
Doggy style, but lying down.
On your first time?
You can do doggy style on your first time?
Didn't it slip out?
Yeah, I wouldn't have known.
Doggy style from the side?
Do you do it a lot?
Like it slipping out?
No, it's a position where it slips out easily.
Oh, it didn't, it didn't.
It didn't. Yeah.
And finally, Hotta's first-time story.
Yes.
My first time was when I was 21.
Six years ago.
Before I became a comedian,
my first time was with a girl I met at work.
She was the same age. We joined the company as new employees together.
An office worker?
An office worker... It was a food processing plant.
We started at the same time and got close.
We were in the same department, so we'd talk during breaks.
Since we got along,
we started hanging out outside of work, and things progressed quite a bit.
One day, it was her birthday.
It was her birthday.
I said I'd celebrate with her and invited her over to my place.
And she came over.
I bought some drinks and other stuff,
and we had a little party, a 'happy birthday' kind of thing.
We were having fun.
And we were drinking, and the mood was getting right.
But then we ran out of drinks.
So, we decided to play a game.
I have a console at my place.
The loser of the game had to go to the nearby convenience store
Yeah.
and buy beer.
That sounds fun.
So I lost and went to buy some.
And when I came back, she had...
...found the porn I hide under my bed.
She was looking through it.
She found it?
She found it.
And she was like, 'So, this is what you're into.'
That sounds like a scene out of a porno.
Like in a 'stepmom' series or something.
And that's when it starts getting hot and heavy.
Or in the 'friend's older sister' series.
And that's what happened.
How old were you then?
I was 21.
21. Were you bald then?
At that time... it was starting to thin out.
What was the final position?
Last was normal missionary.
Missionary?
Did you finish inside her?
No, I was scared, so I pulled out.
You were scared, so you pulled out?
I was wearing a condom.
But even so, I was worried something could still happen.
So I chickened out.
You were surprisingly level-headed.
How long did you last?
I think I lasted... probably about five minutes.
About five minutes.
Kuritani, what do you think about that?
No way he lasted five minutes.
Don't you have a lot of memories left?
Yours are just fragments.
Just fragments.
It probably wasn't even three minutes.
Then you remember everything.
And so, there is only one true non-virgin.
As you've seen, here are the eight first-time stories.
It looks like we're about out of time,
so we're each going to pick one...
Wait, what?
...virgin to eliminate.
Right, right. As in, 'This guy's totally a virgin.'
Right, right.
What do you think, Bukuro-san?
Well, I mean, if we ask again,
after hearing those stories, they won't be able to tell the same one.
Right, Sasaki?
Sasaki.
Right?
Sasaki, where did you do it again?
Um... uh...
In a karaoke box.
You... This guy.
He is absolutely a virgin.
Yeah, I know.
I've decided. It's him.
So the ones whose stories felt real...
were Suzuki and the others.
Yeah, that's right.
Right. His is the scariest.
And Yokochi's also had a bit of realism to it.
That first-time feeling.
Well, we should go for the safe bet.
If we're going for the safe bet, it's gotta be Shiraishi.
There's no way his story is true.
The Appare Fujinkai ladies?
Could that really happen?
And so...
first, Higashibukuro will name a virgin.
I'm very confident about this.
Um...
Sasaki-kun.
Yes.
You... are a virgin.
Uh... I...
...am a virgin.
That's how a virgin reveals himself.
Knew it.
What was that story?
How much of that story was even true?
That story.
No, it was a complete lie.
A complete lie?
A complete lie.
Why did you make yourself a middle schooler?
Why a second-year junior high student?
And the girl was a first-year.
Right.
That's impossible.
No, my mind just went totally blank.
You were first, after all.
Yeah.
So, have you ever had a girlfriend?
Well, about that...
No... Um, for four years,
I had this girl who may or may not have been my girlfriend...
and we were always really close and flirty.
But I never managed to lose my virginity.
So how far did you go with her?
We just held hands.
That's 'flirty'?
We even went on two trips together.
What? Overnight?
Yeah, overnight trips.
Same room?
Yes.
What?! That's the story!
Why didn't you build your story around that?
You idiot!
It would've been way better if you'd based it on that!
Yeah, you're probably right.
Next up, Morita's virgin pick.
Okay, Shiraishi-kun.
You are a virgin.
I am...
...a virgin.
Apologize!
Hey!
Why two people? First, why did you pick two?
Well, everyone was saying one.
Right, right.
So you went with two.
I blurted out 'two'.
And I figured you'd ask why,
so I first had to imagine two people.
You imagined two women.
And then?
First, I haven't even met that many women.
Right. I've never even held a girl's hand.
And then, from out of nowhere...
Appare Fujinkai...
appeared.
They appeared.
And they just... wouldn't leave my mind.
And so, five virgins remain.
All right, let's move on to the next question.
Okay, everyone. Have you ever used a condom?
A condom?
Yes.
Okay, there's a new condom on the shelf.
Okay.
There's a new condom on the shelf.
Okay.
Could you please demonstrate how to put one on?
Uh, what's the scenario?
No, that's it.
Just do your own thing.
Okay.
Uh, okay.
Just do your own thing.
Okay.
All right, the rest of you shouldn't watch,
okay?
Please turn around.
What?
Stop making that 'Why can't I watch?' face.
Of course you'll peek.
It'll give you hints.
Air Condom Demonstration. First, Suzuki.
Okay.
Okay, I'll lie on my side.
Okay.
Okay, so it's out, right?
Yeah.
And I take it out...
Yours isn't that big, man.
This.
And you roll it down to the base like this.
You have to make sure no hair gets caught.
Okay, okay.
I get it, I get it.
After that, no one else made any obvious mistakes.
No one stood out.
Oh.
Okay.
And then...
you do this.
And...
then...
like this.
Last up is Hotta-nyanko.
So I'm like this,
kissing her from above,
touching her like this...
Yeah.
And here,
since it's right here, I...
grab it.
And...
then...
from the box,
like this.
Yeah, like this.
Like this.
Okay, okay.
Like this.
And this, I just...
a little...
well...
What? What are you doing?
Uh, just a little...
Is that balloon art?
Huh?
A street performance?
What are you doing?
I'm stretching it a bit.
Huh?
Stretching it.
Stretching.
Then I put it on.
You stretch it?
What are you stretching?
Yeah, I stretch it.
It's so that...
it's easier to put on.
Like when you inflate a long balloon.
You stretch it a bit.
I'm reenacting my first time.
So you stretched it your first time?
You stretched it?
Oh, yeah.
Stretched it.
And then, just...
Yeah.
Like this.
Okay, fine.
And then...
like this...
a little...
Suspicious.
And with that, the condom application demonstration is over.
So now I know you knew that part.
Yes.
Next is...
the most exciting sex you've ever had.
But for Suzuki,
for me,
that's my only experience.
That's all I've got.
Okay, okay, that's fine.
Right.
On my way home, I was a little...
...uh, outside.
Which person? What number?
That was...
uh, my third.
Third.
Oh.
With my third, there was a park nearby.
Yeah.
And we did it outside.
In the bathroom.
Just a little in the bathroom.
What?
I just got to do it for a little bit.
You 'got to' do it for a little bit?
I just got to do it for a little bit.
I didn't actually put it in,
Oh.
but doing it outside...
somehow...
it was really...
kind of different from usual.
I see.
Thrilling.
Yes.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yes.
Here we go.
Yeah.
Well...
Um...
The number one...
that...
I have one that stands out,
okay.
but I don't remember what time it was.
What?
Hey.
When? I thought you'd only done it once.
No.
We were dating.
Oh.
So, since then,
how many times have you had sex?
Since then?
Well...
quite a few.
Eighty.
What? Like...
Two years, two years.
You dated for two years?
Yeah.
Uh-huh.
And out of all those times, the most exciting one?
Which one? Which one?
Yeah.
You did it 80 times, right?
Huh?
You did it 80 times, right?
I don't know, but yes.
So what was the best situation?
The situation was...
at home.
Onogi!
Yes!
Get a grip!
Okay!
It's obvious...
you're not a virgin.
I'm not a virgin.
Say it loud and clear.
Loud and clear.
Um...
On the way home from shopping, in the heat of the moment...
doing it at my place was the best.
Oh.
He's a virgin.
No way.
I can't tell with this guy.
He doesn't give anything away.
The virgin, huh?
Mine's a little similar to that.
Yeah.
So, it happened with my sixth partner.
Mm-hmm.
There was a park on the way home.
Okay.
We decided to stop there for a bit.
Yeah, we did.
There was some playground equipment, like a weird ball thing.
She got on it, and then straddled me.
We were both still clothed.
She sat on me with her clothes on.
We didn't actually do it then, but...
But just doing that got me pretty turned on, and we did it later.
Well, I mean, Ginmugi says he's had seven partners.
Let's hear from Kuritani.
Uh, it was yesterday.
Yesterday, yesterday, yesterday... I had sex yesterday.
With your girlfriend?
Didn't you break up?
Yeah.
You broke up with the bank teller. That means you've had two partners.
That's right. This was my second.
And this gig... it wasn't even scheduled as of yesterday.
No way. If it wasn't scheduled...
...you wouldn't have been brought here.
It wasn't.
Of course it was scheduled.
The staff weren't scrambling to find someone who'd had sex at the last minute.
Yeah, you're right.
No, no. It wasn't decided yesterday.
What?
It wasn't decided.
It wasn't.
And so, um...
I was having sex in a love hotel in Gotanda...
Oh?
...when my manager called me mid-sex.
So you took the call?
I was like, "What? What is it?"
That's what Golgo would do.
Like Golgo 13.
You're such a liar.
Golgo getting a job offer.
He asked, "Are you free now?"
I was like, "Yeah, I'm free," while doing this.
This guy is unbelievable.
I asked, "What's the job?"
He said, "It seems to be a job with a bunch of virgins."
"And, Kuritani, you've been cast as the one non-virgin."
I was like, "Oh."
He's still going with this.
That moment... getting a job with virgins... was the best.
Why didn't I pick this guy instead of Shiraishi?
I've had enough.
Last up, Hotta.
It was with my second partner, a junior from high school.
I'm from Niigata, but we ran into each other in Tokyo by chance.
We went for drinks, the mood got nice...
...went to a love hotel, and then it was the morning.
When morning came...
We did it at night and then went to sleep.
The morning after was the best.
Usually, it's always at night, right?
Doing it in the morning has a different vibe.
And it was amazing.
Hey, Kuritani, stop nodding along.
We're talking about Hotta now. What's with you?
You said last night, but it was early morning for me.
Stop trying to make your story sound real.
Would your manager call you that early in the morning?
We did it twice.
Twice in the morning?
That sounds pretty realistic.
As of right now...
Yeah, right now... honestly, it's tough.
I feel like I have no choice but to pick Kuritani...
That's the safe bet.
Based on the last question...
...Hotta's story was the most realistic, in terms of the excitement.
But Ginmugi and Yokochi...
...used the easy trope of "doing it outside."
They're clearly just trying to bluff their way through.
I definitely think Yokochi is suspicious.
He could be the virgin.
I think Yokochi is suspicious too.
Ginmugi is pretty suspicious as well.
Somehow.
Yeah, he's suspicious.
His story is too vague.
When I came out earlier...
...the length of this guy's socks screamed "virgin."
Oh, yeah.
That style.
And also...
...he said people often invite him for drinks.
Does that really happen?
Probably not.
With that squeaky voice.
Would anyone really want to go drinking with Ginmugi?
I'm leaning towards Ginmugi being suspicious.
But he says seven.
Yeah, that's true. It's a long way off.
Yeah, that number "seven"...
And so...
...it's time for the second round of virgin nominations.
Okay, Bukuro, you first.
Okay.
All right, Yokochi.
Yes?
You are a virgin.
I am...
...a virgin.
I am.
Ah, knew it.
Why'd you say four partners?
I was trying to make a bold move.
Everyone was saying one partner.
Since everyone was saying one...
...I thought saying a higher number...
...would sound more realistic.
I see, I see.
So what parts of your story were true?
Have a seat.
I was in the music club.
That was true.
Just the music club part?
Only the music club part.
What's the furthest you've actually gone?
At a show pub... I had my junk touched a little.
By a drunk woman.
Just got my junk touched.
That's all that happened.
Never even held hands?
I held hands in elementary school.
Oh, come on.
That's such a virgin thing to count.
No, no, no.
Counting that...
Second round.
Next up, Morita's virgin nomination.
For me, it has to be...
Umm...
Yeah, I guess so.
Well, you fought a good fight, Kuritani.
No, no, no!
What, what, what?
You did well to make it this far.
I'll liven things up even more!
No, no, no.
It's okay, it's okay.
Kuritani.
You...
...are a virgin.
I am...
...a virgin.
So it's still true, after all.
You know, I thought you were the most suspicious one.
Yeah.
Like maybe...
...you'd finally lost it somewhere along the way.
You're on TV so much and all.
That's what I was thinking.
But as I listened to your stories...
...you sounded more and more like a virgin.
Nothing's changed, huh?
I don't get it.
I'm the only one...
...who got thrown in here...
...without an audition.
Because you're an elite virgin.
A scholarship virgin.
I don't even know what to do.
So what was the deal with the bank teller?
With the bank teller...
...we went on four dates.
So that was true?
The aquarium part was true?
Yes, we went.
And I confessed my feelings.
I said, "I like you, please go out with me."
She said, "Okay, if you're fine with me being married."
Oh, really?
You didn't know?
From there...
From there, I said, "I'm fine with you being married."
Right, right, right.
You really said that?
I said it.
What happened?
I said it, and...
...we just hugged.
She said, "Let's just cool down for a second."
She did.
She was like, "Are you sure? Are you really okay with me?"
"I'm going to go home for now..."
"...so you can cool down..."
"...and give me your answer tomorrow."
And she just left.
We were at Shibuya Station, and right then and there...
...right in the middle of Shibuya Station...
...in the very center...
...I just sat down and started bawling.
You thought you were gonna get a girlfriend.
That's how a woman would cry.
Sitting down and bawling.
And with that, only three virgins remain.
Man, this is getting really hard.
It's tough.
Seriously, the fact that Onogi is still here...
...I don't know.
It's like...
...in shows like 'Kaiji,' a character like him always makes it to the end.
They always last until the final stages.
They're surprisingly strong.
It's the third round.
Okay, everyone. Let's see your missionary position...
...hip thrusts. Can you show us?
Who's the partner?
Who should be the partner? Us?
Should we do it?
How about Sasaki?
Let's use Sasaki.
Okay, Sasaki.
And so, our virgin...
...virgin Sasaki, will serve as our female partner.
Time for a practical demonstration of thrusting.
Yes.
Excuse me.
With Suzuki, his lifeline is that he said one.
That's his one saving grace.
Mm-hmm.
One partner...
Yeah.
Okay.
We need to see your hip thrusts.
Okay, please show us your missionary position thrusts.
I'm going in.
Going in.
And...
Ah.
Okay, okay, okay.
It looks a little clumsy, but...
Is this okay?
Can you show us right before you finish?
Can you show us?
Okay.
A little...
Don't move your balls!
Sasaki!
That's not how it was for your missionary position experience.
We don't need your input!
You were doing it too, huh?
Your first time, missionary style.
I got carried away, sorry.
We don't need it. You just stay quiet.
Next up...
...Ginmugi's missionary.
I think this guy's the most suspicious.
Can you lift your hips a little?
He says seven partners, so...
Like this.
I see.
Such a wide range of motion!
That's an incredible range of motion!
Right before... just before you finish.
The moment before.
Sasaki, how is it?
We don't need that!
This looks very suspicious.
In *that* sense.
He looks like the Werewolf.
Next up...
Hotta Nyanko's missionary position.
That's quite a...
That's a serious hold you've got on him.
Is that your style?
From there?
Can you even do it from there?
You're amazing.
What is this?
Missionary?
Is that missionary?
You can't do real missionary like that.
Is that so?
Got it, got it.
I mean, he's done it with 12 people.
He said 12 people.
Okay, can you show us how you change positions?
Can you show us how you switch from missionary?
Your usual routine.
You pull out, then she turns around.
Get her to turn around.
Stand up a bit.
Doggy style?
Get her on all fours.
Like this.
You hold her shoulders?
That's where you hold?
Intense!
But...
That's so intense.
That's a little off, you know.
And last...
Onogi's missionary position.
Okay.
Please begin.
Please.
Onogi?
Onogi...
Onogi, is that really it?
Onogi.
Are you sure that's how you do it?
It's a thing, though.
That's missionary, is it?
Onogi.
Is this what you always do?
What about your hips?
Hips.
Is it in? Is it in?
Is it in? Is it in? Is it in?
Are you coming? Are you coming? C'mon, you're about to come.
What's it like when you're about to come?
I mean, he's done it 80 times in this style.
And with that, the virgins' missionary position demonstration is complete.
Onogi, that wasn't missionary.
That must've been one of the 48 classic positions.
Onogi, that wasn't missionary.
I've pretty much decided.
Well, I mean, that settles it for Onogi, right?
After seeing those hip movements, saying he's *not* a virgin... that's just impossible.
So far, it's just Onogi.
An easy pick, I think.
I was thinking maybe Suzuki was lying, but...
True.
He tried to get by with the "just one person" story.
And he didn't mention anything else.
Exactly.
His hip action just now was a little awkward too.
So, this time as well, Higashibukuro will nominate a virgin first.
Okay, Onogi.
Yes.
You are a virgin.
I am...
...a virgin.
Yes, good.
So how much of your story was true? What was the lie?
None of it.
The part about her calling and coming over?
Didn't happen.
Why'd you say you did it 80 times?
Yeah.
Because I'd said we were dating.
So you piled a lie on top of a lie.
I did.
And now, only two remain.
Next up, Morita's nomination.
Okay, Suzuki.
Yes.
Uh, you are a virgin.
I... am a virgin.
Whoa, that was a close one.
You were so composed. You seemed so sure of yourself.
Well yeah, and the story about "just one time" felt so real.
Where did you get that? What part was a lie?
Well, I really did have a farewell party...
...but I went home by myself.
So nothing happened.
The model for your story...
was there really a married woman?
It just so happened that on the day of this audition...
...I saw a porn video the day before with a plot like that.
So I was influenced by that.
Oh, so you still have the visuals in your head.
Man, it felt so realistic.
And so, on to the final round!
The Virgin Werewolf has made it to the final round.
Only these two remain.
So it's down to these two.
Aww, man.
Whoa, we've made it this far.
But the "seven" and "twelve" guys are still here.
Right, so one of them must be the real one.
That's right.
Oh, man, this is...
How do we narrow it down?
Right.
I assume you both lick assholes, but...
show us just how you lick an asshole.
Could you show us?
What?
No, I don't.
You don't?
What? Ginmugi, you don't?
Anuses?
What about you, Hotta?
I don't either.
They're not falling for my trap.
You saw right through my trap.
You were probably thinking, "I've never seen that in a porn video."
For the record, I do lick them.
I do.
I'm sure guys like that exist.
Ah, right.
Can you tell us your favorite position?
All things considered, I like missionary the best.
The one I think feels the best is doggy style while lying down.
You like doggy style lying down.
Doggy style lying down feels the best.
Hotta.
Well, I like to do it while holding her.
So, the sitting face-to-face position, I guess.
Sitting together, moving your hips like this.
So you like the sitting position.
What's good about the sitting position?
The feeling of holding her... like I'm in control.
I like that strong sense of dominance.
I love the intimacy.
Excuse me, could you show us your fingering technique?
Okay, Hotta, you go? Which of you will do it?
Let's start with Hotta then.
Ginmugi, stand behind him.
Let's say the woman is lying down.
Okay, first, the surface.
Yes, the surface.
First, you go like this.
First, you caress her.
Caress her, yep.
And then, like this...
Yes, and then like this...
As it gets going...
a little... like this...
Quiet as pillow talk.
Then, little by little, when you're ready...
Uh, a little, a little, like this...
You put it in.
A little... like this... the upper part.
Yes, yes, yes.
Like this.
You go for that spot?
Yes.
That's the idea.
Is that with one finger?
At first, yes.
And as things progress...
You put in one more, like this.
Basically two fingers. Like this.
I see...
I see, I see, I see.
Okay, got it.
Okay, Ginmugi.
So, there's a woman...
And it's like this...
You touch a little...
And then you put it in a little...
Something like that.
Oh, so you don't do much?
I don't really do it.
You don't do much fingering.
Not much fingering or anything.
Well, once she gets wet...
...I just, you know, go right for penetration.
I see. I guess some guys are like that.
To me, Hotta...
I think he's not the werewolf.
So Ginmugi has become a little more suspicious.
Just a gut feeling.
I think Hotta...
is a virgin.
And Ginmugi is the experienced one.
We're split.
Man, this is a toss-up.
How about you two?
Have you ever made a girl squirt?
No, I haven't.
Definitely not.
Oh.
The other person reached climax...
Have you seen one come?
No, I haven't.
No.
You haven't?
Do you use toys?
I don't use toys.
What's with these guys?
This is super hard.
Huh?
And with that, it's time for the final choice.
Uh, okay, Hotta.
You are a virgin.
Okay, Ginmugi.
You're the one...
...who's the virgin.
Their predictions are split...
...but who is the virgin and who is the experienced one?
And the moment of truth...
I am...
So which is it?
Huh?
Oh!
The virgin is... which one?
Which one?
What's the verdict?
Oh!
I'm a virgin.
No way!
Yes!
Awww!
It's Ginmugi!
Yep, I've really done it with seven people.
It was all true?
You were invited and you went?
I get invited and go quite a lot.
At bars?
Yeah, at bars and places like that.
That part seemed suspicious.
Wow.
Hey, you suddenly got your virgin face back.
You're right.
That look suits you the best.
Suddenly.
He's looking at him with such envy.
Man, I was really thrown off.
But it seemed like you had some knowledge, at least a little.
But it seemed like you had some knowledge.
Yes.
Reason.
Stretching it like that... like a balloon. Yeah, that's probably a bad idea.
And with that, the winner of Virgin Werewolf is Bukuro!
This is the worst. But that was a close one.
They all gather... the ones who have been exposed.
Hey, who's that applause for? But yeah, you can really tell.
Once you find out, they're just the Virgin Avengers.
Just them, once you know.
But still, being able to experience it from now on... I'm so jealous.
That's true, isn't it?
So I want to do this again with the same members, except for Ginmugi.
Like in two years, I want to get the same members together.
Because we don't know how many werewolves there will be.
Traitors.
Traitors. They might have the role of "Traitor."
Right?